My Theme Song

I haven’t been to church since I don’t remember when
Things were going great ‘til they fell apart again
So I listened to the preacher as he told me what to do
He said you cant go hating others who have done wrong to you.
Sometimes we get angry, but we must not condemn.
Let the good Lord do His job and you just pray for them.

I pray your brakes go out running down a hill
I pray a flowerpot falls from a window sill and knocks you in the 
head like I’d like to
I pray your birthday comes and nobody calls
I pray you’re flying high when your engine stalls
I pray all your dreams never come true
Just know wherever you are honey, I pray for you

I’m really glad I found my way to church
‘Cause I’m already feeling better and I thank God for his words.
Yeah I’m going take the high road,
And do what the preacher told me to do,
You keep messing up and I’ll keep praying for you.

I pray your tire blows out at 110.
I pray you pass out drunk with your best friend and wake up with 
his and her tattoos.

I pray your brakes go out running down a hill.
I pray a flowerpot falls from a window sill and knocks you in the 
head like I’d like to.
I pray your birthday comes and nobody calls
I pray you’re flying high when your engine stalls
I pray all your dreams never come true
Just know wherever you are, near or far, in your house or in your 
car,
wherever you are honey, I pray for you.
I pray for you

The problem is, you dudes treat the one that you lovin with the same respect that you treat the one that you humpin

It’s true. I crave you.

Sparks Fly…

The way you move is like a full on rainstorm
And I’m a house of cards
You’re the kind of reckless
That should send me runnin’
But I kinda know that I won’t get far
And you stood there in front of me
Just close enough to touch
Close enough to hope you couldn’t see
What I was thinking of

Drop everything now
Meet me in the pouring rain
Kiss me on the sidewalk
Take away the pain
‘cause I see sparks fly whenever you smile
Get me with those green eyes, baby, as the lights go down
Give me something that’ll haunt me when you’re not around
‘cause I see sparks fly whenever you smile

My mind forgets to remind me
You’re a bad idea
You touch me once and it’s really something,
You find I’m even better than you imagined I would be.
I’m on my guard for the rest of the world
But with you I know it’s no good
And I could wait patiently but I really wish you would…

Drop everything now
Meet me in the pouring rain
Kiss me on the sidewalk
Take away the pain
‘cause I see sparks fly whenever you smile
Get me with those green eyes, baby, as the lights go down
Give me something that’ll haunt me when you’re not around
‘cause I see sparks fly whenever you smile

I run my fingers through your hair and watch the lights go wild.
Just keep on keeping your eyes on me, it’s just wrong enough to make it feel right.
And lead me up the staircase
Won’t you whisper soft and slow?
I’m captivated by you, baby, like a firework show.

Drop everything now,
Meet me in the pouring rain,
Kiss me on the sidewalk,
Take away the pain
‘cause I see sparks fly whenever you smile.
Get me with those green eyes, baby, as the lights go down
Give me something that’ll haunt me when you’re not around
‘cause I see sparks fly whenever you smile

And the sparks fly…
Oh, baby, smile…
And the sparks fly…

I dreamed a dream in time gone by
When hope was high
And life worth living
I dreamed that love would never die
I dreamed that God would be forgiving
Then I was young and unafraid
And dreams were made and used and wasted
There was no ransom to be paid
No song unsung, no wine untasted

But the tigers come at night
With their voices soft as thunder
As they tear your hope apart
As they turn your dream to shame

Hands up, when the music drops, we both put our hands up. Put your hands on my body…

I’ve got friends in low places, where the whiskey drowns and the beer chases my blues away, and I’ll be okay.

Well she ain’t no Cinderella 
When she’s getting undressed 
‘Cause she rocks it like the naughty wicked witch of the west 
Far too pretty to be giving it cheap 
That’s why she’s making six figures working three days a week 
Yeah she’d even break a promise in the promise-land 
She didn’t make it this far by just shaking hands 
Shed take your money make it twice as hot as anyone can 
She didn’t make it this far by just shaking hands

Don’t you worry your pretty little mind, people throw rocks at things that shine…

It’s too cold outside for angels to fly…

I’m absolutely and irrevocably in love with Ed Sheeran’s voice and music…

If I’m not the one thing you can’t stand to lose, if I’m not the arrow to the heart of you, if you don’t get drunk on my kiss, if you think you can do better than this, then I guess we’re done. Let’s not drag this on…consider me gone!

Consider me a memory. Consider me the past. Consider me a smile in an old photograph - someone who used to make you laugh.

If you get there before I do, don’t give up on me.

I’ll meet you when my chores are through; I don’t know how long I’ll be.

But I’m not gonna let you down, darling, wait and see.

And between now and then, till I see you again, I’ll be loving you.

Love, me.

Just a kiss on your lips in the moonlight.
Just a touch of the fire burning so bright.
No, I don’t wanna mess this thing up.
I don’t wanna push too far.
Just a shot in the dark that you just might,
Be the one I’ve been waiting for my whole life.
So baby I’m alright,
With just a kiss goodnight.

I alone am the one you don’t know you need take heed, feed your ego.
Make me blind when your eyes close.
Sink when you get close, tie me to the bedpost.
I alone am the one you don’t know you need, you don’t know you need me.
Make me blind when your eyes close.
TIE ME TO THE BED POST!!!